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विसरावे म्हंटल तरी विसरता येत नाही,दिवस येतात-जातात,पण मन कुठेच लागत नाही,पाउस पडून गेला तरी आठवणीनचे आभाळ मोकळ होत नाही, आठवण आली नाही अस कधी झालेच नाही, आठवायला विसरावे लागते, विसरता मात्र आलेच नाही......












हा दोष मी आज कुणास द्यावा
दोषी मला ती ठरवून गेली.
शब्दास आता रडु आवरेना
काव्यास माझ्या रडवून गेली.

झालो मि आता निवडूंग वेडा
तीही गुलाबात दगूंन गेली













आयुष्यात दुख्खांची नेहमी वजाबाकी करावी
घडलेल्या चुकांचा अनुभवाने भागाकार करावा
आनंदाचा आणि सुखाचा नेहमी गुणाकार करावा
आणि
बरोबरीच्या चीन्हांने आयुष्याचा स्वीकार करावा ''



















तुझी आठवण येते तेव्हा..
जेव्हा मी एकटा असतो,
मग मी मनात तुझ्याच बरोबर बोलत असतो...

तुझी आठवण आल्यावर वाटत तुही माझी आठवण काढत असशील,
आणि आरश्यात तू माझेच प्रतिबिंब पाहत असशील...

तुला काय सांगू किती तुझी आठवण येते,
तुझीच आठवण दिवस रात्र येते असे मलाच का होते...

तुला काय सांगू किती तुझी आठवण येते,
तुझीच आठवण दिवस रात्र येते असे मलाच का होते....


















MTNL Offices in Navi Mumbai





MTNL offices address in Navi Mumbai

1 Vashi CSC 27806070 27800101
Vashi Tel. Exch.,Vashi, Navi Mumbai

2 Vashi Sector-7 27821100, 27820111 27820417
Vashi Sect -7, Tel. Exch. Bldg., Vashi.

3 Vashi Sector 14 27652657 27650844
Vashi Sector 14, Nr Gaodevi Mandir, Vashi, Navi Mumbai 400709

4 Nerul 27714787 27721313
Nerul Tel. Exch.,Opp.Nerul Rly,Stn.Nerul, Navi Mumbai

5 Belapur 27564949 27560101
New Belapur Tele.Exch.Bldg.Sec.11,Opp.Rly.Stn.,Navi Mumbai

6 Rabale 27642121 27690101
Rebale Tel Exch Bldg, Gr Flr, Thane Belapur Road, Rabale

7 Panvel 27862020, 27480111 27464635
Panvel Tel. Exch.,Panvel- Navi Mumbai

8 Uran 27222007 27222666
Uran Tel. Exch.,Nr. MIDC office,ONGC Rd.,Uran,Navi Mumbai

9 Kalamboli 27222500 27420101
Kalamboli Tel. Exch.,Nr.Steel market,Kalamboli,Navi Mumbai

10 Koparkhairane 27541000 27540000
Opp.bus depot, Sector 6, Abhyuday Bank, Navi Mumbai

11 Kharghar 27745050 27740099
Sector -21,plot no.-7A, Khargar, 410 210

Broadband Internet Services Spectranet

In Navi mumbai One of the service provider is available as SPECTRANET.

To view tariff plan & open a new connection
http://www.spectranet.in/Cable-Broadband/mumbai.php
or
Contact on:
9320951797




About Spectranet:
Spectranet started its journey in the year 2000 as the pioneer of Broadband in India and has evolved into India’s leading Integrated Communication Services Provider.
Spectranet’s operations are strategically segmented into Enterprise and Home solutions. Spectranet’s portfolio ranges from high-speed broadband to next-gen cloud-based services. The solutions Spectranet offers are tailored to meet the rapidly changing needs of our customers.
Spectranet currently offers its services in Delhi NCR, Mumbai, Bangalore, Chennai, Hyderabad, Kolkata & Chandigarh and is extending its footprint to many more cities across India.


Story of Life

God created the Donkey. And said to him.
'You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.'

The donkey answered :
'I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years'
God granted his wish.
----------x-----------
God created the Dog. And said to him :
'You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog.'

The dog answered:
Sir, to live 30 years is too much, give me only 15 years.
God granted his wish.
-----------x----------
God created the Monkey. And said to him :
'You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years.'
The monkey answered :
'To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years.'
God granted his wish.
------------x------------
Finally God created Man... And said to him :
'You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years.'
Man responded :
'Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused.

God granted man's wish.
And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spends
30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

 

Mobile phone radiations are "possibly carcinogenic to humans": WHO

Heavy use of mobile phones and other wireless communication devices could possibly cause cancer, the World Health Organisation has said and asked people to use texting and free-hands devices to reduce the risk.
The electromagnetic fields generated by such devices are “possibly carcinogenic to humans,” the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) announced at the end of an eight-day meeting on Tuesday in Lyon, France.
A group of 31 experts from 14 countries has “reached this classification based on its review of the human evidence coming from epidemiological studies”, ABC News reported.
The experts also pointed to an increased incidence of glioma, a malignant type of brain cancer, International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) said in a statement.
The number of mobile phone subscriptions is estimated at 5 billion globally.
“The conclusion means that there could be some risk, and therefore we need to keep a close watch for a link between cell phones and cancer risk,” said Jonathan Samet from the University of Southern California, the Chairman of the group of scientists.
The IARC, which is part of the WHO, cautioned that current scientific evidence showed only a possible link, not a proven one, between wireless devices and cancers.
“It is important that additional research be conducted into the long-term, heavy use of mobile phones,” Christopher Wild, director of the IARC said.
“Pending the availability of such information, it is important to take pragmatic measures to reduce exposure such as hands-—free devices or texting.”
Two studies in particular, the largest conducted over the last decade, showed a higher risk “in those that had the most intensive use of such phones.”
Some individuals tracked in the studies had used their phones for an average of 30 minutes per day over a period of 10 years.
An Australian researcher who was part of the expert team said more research is needed before any real link can be made between mobile phone use and cancer.
“Really, what it’s saying is there is an observed association between using a mobile phone and a higher risk of brain cancer,” Bruce Armstrong of University of Sydney said.
Armstrong said researchers studied radiowave activity on those who used phones the heaviest and for the longest period, and health risks for average users was “really quite small“.
“In the general population, particularly in the younger population, there is just no evidence... that brain tumours are increasing in a way that would suggest that they are related to the greater amount of radio—frequency energy in our environment,” he said.
The 3G technology used by iPhones, Blackberry and other mobile phones also appeared to emit less harmful radiowaves, he said.
Research on these new technologies was still in its infancy.
“A very important observation, really, just based on the technology, is that the 3G phones in fact give a much lower dose to the brain than the previous generations,” Armstrong said.
“Whether, for example, the 3G levels are sufficient to cause brain tumours, we don’t know at this stage, because most of the research at this stage was done...
on the generation before.”
The IARC had previously stated that there was no real health risks associated with long—term mobile phone use.
“I think that’s a very common principal of public health, that in the face of uncertainty.. it’s good to take precautions,” he said.
He said using hands—free devices, texting or using a landline whenever possible would reduce any of the potentially negative health risks for phone users.
The IARC report that radio frequency electromagnetic fields generated by such devices are “possibly carcinogenic to humans” has resulted in a Group 2B classification.
The classification will now be assessed by the WHO, which can be expected to provide further advice in due course

Software Profession - "Sarfarosh"--AWESOME


T
hese interactions are between a developer and technical architect. Comparing them with Sarfarosh movie's Inspector Salim and ACP Rathod.

Enjoy.............................................



ARCHITECT: Kaise ho developer?

DEVELOPER
: Thik hun Sir. Yeh document dene ke liye aaya thaa.
ARCHITECT: To tum is module pe kaam nahi karoge.

DEVELOPER
: Nahi Sir
ARCHITECT: Aur yeh aapka faislaa hai.

DEVELOPER
: Faislaa karney wala main kaun hotaa hun sir.
Faislaa to aap bade log kartein hain.
Ek javascript bug mere module mein nikal aataa hai, aur saarey project mein khusar pusar shuru ho jaati hai.
Aur mujhe us module se hataa diya jaataa hai.
Kyun. Kyun ke main developer hun.
Aur aaj aapka project crash ho jaata hai, koi kuch nahi bol rahaa.
Kyun, kyun ke aap Technical Architect ho. Ek badi post pe hain. Aur kisi bade baap ke bête hain.
ARCHITECT: Technical Architect. Badaa baap. Aap jaante hain mere pitaaji ko.
Who mere pitaaji hain.
Puchhiye unsey main kaise banaa Technical Architect.
bataa nahi paayenge aapko. Barso se khaamosh hain.
Aur woh meri bhabhi hain. Tester hain. Puchhiye unse woh kaise bani Tester.
Humdardi ke liye kah rahaa hun. Lekin aap suniye.
Technical Architect banane ke liye, jee tod mehnat ki hai maine.
MBA ke liye chunaa gayaa thaa. Project Manager bankar aaraam ki jindagi guzaar saktaa thaa.
Lekin maine MCA chunaa. Kyun. Kyun ki har project bug free dekhnaa chaahtaa hun.
Aur main yeh aapse is liye nahi kah rahaa hun ke yeh mere module ka maamlaa hai. Nahi. Yeh mere project ka mamla hai.

DEVELOPER
: mere project ka nahi hai?
ARCHITECT: shaayad nahi hai. Isi liye aap apni jimmedariyon se bhaag rahein hain.
Main is project ko apna project samajhtaa hun. Aur apnaa project bachaaney ke liye mujhe kisi developer ki jarurat nahi hai.

Few days later:

ARCHITECT: Tum is module mein kya kar rahey ho Developer?

DEVELOPER
: kyun? Koi paabandi hai?
Isi script ko dhundh rahey ho naa aap.
Nahi mili naa. Agar mil bhi gayee to kya hoga?
Aapko to bug fix karke chahiye naa?
Yeh li jiye. Mil jaayegaa aaj. Database mein.
Jaiye. Fix kar lijiye usko.
ARCHITECT: Ruko Developer. Meri baat suno.

DEVELOPER
: aur kya sunayenge. Ab nahi sunugaa. De to diya aapko bug fix karkey. Aur kya chahiye. Jaaiye bachaaiye apne project ko. Ab meri kya jarurat hai.
ARCHITECT: jarurat hai Developer. Is project ko bachaaney ke liye mujhe ek nahi, 10 Developer ki jarurat hai.

DEVELOPER
: 10 nahi sir, 10 hazaar milenge. Agar aap bharosaa karenge to.
Meri baat suniye Sir. Phir kabhi kisi Developer se mat kahnaa ye project uskaa apna project nahi.
ARCHITECT: nahi kahungaa, kabhi nahi kahungaa.






5 biggest Tragedies of boys' Life

5 biggest Tragedies of boys' Life -

1) Good girls are not Good-looking
   


2) Good-looking girls are not good girls...

3) Good-looking and good girls are not single

4) Good-looking, good and single girls have strong Brothers

5) Good-looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat us as her b
rother...!




Mumbai, a City where everything is possible

Mumbai Mrei Jaan....
Mumbai, a City where everything is possible
Mumbai, a City where everything is possible, especially the impossible .


Where telephone bills make a person ill,
Where a person cannot sleep without a pill.

Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen,
Where the road is considered to be a dustbin,

Where college canteens are full and classes empty,
Where Adam teasing is also making an entry,

Where a cycle reaches faster than a car,
Where everyone thinks himself to be a star,

Where sky scrapers overlook the slum,
Where houses collapse as the monsoon comes,

Where people first act and then think,
Where there is more water in the pen than ink,

Where the roads see-saw in monsoon,
Where the beggars become rich soon,

Where the roads are leveled when the minister arrives,

Where college admission means hard cash,
Where cement is frequently mixed with ash.



YES ! IT IS AMCHI MUMBAI !!
MUMBAI (BOMBAY)


'Bom bay' has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
Church-gate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
There is no darkness in Andheri.
Lal-baag is neither red nor a garden.
No king ever stayed at Kings Circle ..
Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus..
Nor is there any princess at Princess Street ..
Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus (Dadar T..T..).
Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.
Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
Null bazaar does not sell taps.
You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.
Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,
Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.

But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!


AMCHI MUMBAI

THINGS TO PROVE YOU'RE A MUMBAYITE


1. You say 'town ' and expect everyone to know that this means south of Churchgate.

2. You speak in a dialect of Hindi called 'Bambaiya Hindi', which only Bombayites can understand.

3. Your door has more than three locks.

4. Rs 500 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

5. Train timings ( 9.27 , 10.49 etc) are really important events of life.

6. You spend more time each month traveling than you spend at home.

7. You call an 8' x 10' clustered room a Hall.

8. You're paying Rs 10,000 for a 1 room flat, the size of walk-in closet and you think it's a 'steal.'

9. You have the following sets of friend: school friends, college friends, neighborhood friends, office friends and yes, train friends, a species unique only in Mumbai. (REALLY TRUE)

10. Cabbies and bus conductors think you are from Mars if you call the roads by their Indian name, they are more familiar with Warden Road, Peddar  Road, Altamount Road

11. Stock market quotes are the only other thing* besides cricket which you follow passionately.

12. The first thing that you read in the Times of India is the 'Bombay Times' supplement.

13. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.

14. Hookers, beggars and the homeless are invisible.

15. You compare Bombay to New York 's Manhattan instead of any other cities of India.

16. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

17. You insist on calling CST as VT, and Sahar and Santacruz airports instead of Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport.

18. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

19. Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.

20. Being  "Single" makes you nervous.

21. You love wading through knee deep mucky water in the monsoons, and actually call it 'romantic'.

22. Only in Mumbai, you would get Chinese Dosa.







Pass The Biscuits

 
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.

On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school.

I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides... a burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"

You know, life is full of imperfect things... and imperfect people. What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other’s faults and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

So...please pass me a biscuit. And yes, the burned one will do just fine!

 
 
--Author Unknown.
 

Men Vs. Women


 
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'



The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Share THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !

Software Bridegroom Selection..very Good... :)


A conversation about the process of selecting a software bridegroom....Enjoy reading....


Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?

Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for
a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has
come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I
am confused because of it.

Vidhya: what is the confusion about?

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come.
That's why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a
software engineer na pls give me some suggestion.

vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one
holds.

nithya: first is a "manager".

vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always.
But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask
you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton
and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't
make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night
to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab.
Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day
and night he will not accept.

nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a "test engineer".

vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he
will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise
him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have
salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good",
he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I
tell that. He is sooo good ...

Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the "performance test engineer".

vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask
why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee,
he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which
can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the
instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not
accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think
about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!


Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They
are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will
bear.

Nithya: then tell about them.

Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything
themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the
problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.
Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the
condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them
every time.

Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom....
J
 
 



Nine words women use..

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying Get Lost you Idiot!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.